Good one :)
Guy at the airport: Name? - Ahmed al-Rhazib. - Sex? - Three to five times a week…. - No, no. I mean male or female? - Male, female, sometimes camel. - Holy cow! - Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general. - But isn’t that hostile? - Horse style, doggy style, any style! - Oh dear! - No, no! Deer run too fast…..